How come I never get anything fun like this in my inbox? It's always a stupid spammer or someone who hates the world. Darn. Drat.

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If I don't ask for your help don't freely give it to me.

I have nothing against the atheist religion - it's the followers who make everything "anti" that make me

I only got one, and it was an easy enough thing to mark as spam -- Still, I should think it was no fun for those who got a whole pantload of 'em (or who got careless and clicked 'em).

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Watch your step. I've brought my cats.

I've been hearing about this but never got one....hm strange. >_>

(I better keep an eye out and not click links randomly)

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S.T.A.R.S!